Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Why Gas prices are almost $4.00 a gallon






This is why George Bushs time in the oval office has overstayed its welcome by a good 4 years.Look at the above picture. NO..LOOK AT IT! Something seem a little..lets say..OFF?? How bout the whole god damn thing is off. This is why kids cant get a decent education, businesses are laying off long term executives and Over 50 percent of the U.S. population is OBESE! Not fat..OBESE. Its sheer freekin laziness. Were paying monkeys, special ed children and illegal mexicans to produce this garbage.

Look at the top/1st illustraion with the 5 points of interest.

1. Theyre god damn faces-It looks like this movie is about a pushover girl who picks on a little runt but oh its ok....
2. Its from the proucers of parenthood. This must side splitting hoot of a movie. Im sure theyre are pies in peoples faces, tying shoelaces together and overflowing toilets. IT has to be right??! look at those mischevious kids faces.
3. oh shit dan aykroyd and jamie lee curtis have been reduced to ms paint boxes pasted on the corner of the box in a neon trim. THATS THE WORST POSSIBLE PICTURE OF DAN AYKROYD POSSIBLE. You wouldnt even know its him. And Jamie lee Laurie Strode "mam?!" s face isnt even smiling. These two pics contrast with the main mischevious kids photo.
4. Adding Anna Clunkenfield as a name at the top isnt going to push the dvd sales for this. She should have been left out. I think Griffin dunne should be listed. She was her summer school poetry teacher who was FUCKIN JACK IN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON. Much more important than Anna Clunkenberg.
5. The FONT. Just look at it.

This is a sack of gar-bahge. Piece of shit effort. They took A classic cover art for this movie seen here which everyone knows and its ::CLOSE TO MY HEART:: and sold out the american public. THIS IS WHY KIDS HAVE A.D.D. "oh just find some google pics and post them on MS PAINT, theres your new dvd art, kids like more colors anyway" WHY DONT THEY JUST RE-RELEASE THE SOUNDTRACK AND PUT DAN AYKROYD EATING DINNER with glitter around him as the coverart and write MY GIRL SOUNDTRACK. with a magic marker

The original coverart which can be seen here http://www.demnos.com/images/cds/mygirl_1.jpg
is close to my heart. My cousin and i used to be obsessed with that coverart. i think we even have a few posed pictures doing that pose and one day we were going to throw the soundtrack in the ocean. Taking this coverart away is exactaly why we have never found weapons of mass destruction and why milk is nearly $5 a gallon.
I QUIT HUMANITY.
R.I.P Original MY GIRL COVERART

P.S. No one gives an alligators balls at My Girl 2- A.K.A Cash in palooza fest.