OH GOD! ITS HOT!!!

GUESS WHOS BEHIND THIS PRE-FALL HARVEST MASQUERADE??!

I DONT WAAANA WATCH SISTER ACT 2! WAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

IM GONNA GET YOU!!!!

ROARR!!!

R.I.P.

Eat shit, U.S.A

Dave was the only one not invited to the pancake and truscuits surprise social...

NOOOO!! I WANT MY BEVERLY HILLS NINJA SOUNDTRACK! FUUUUUUCCKK!!!

Leroy The Shark

SOOOOO--TAAHHH!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

These colors dont run, Sting

Why Gas prices are almost $4.00 a gallon

This is why George Bushs time in the oval office has overstayed its welcome by a good 4 years.Look at the above picture. NO..LOOK AT IT! Something seem a little..lets say..OFF?? How bout the whole god damn thing is off. This is why kids cant get a decent education, businesses are laying off long term executives and Over 50 percent of the U.S. population is OBESE! Not fat..OBESE. Its sheer freekin laziness. Were paying monkeys, special ed children and illegal mexicans to produce this garbage.

Look at the top/1st illustraion with the 5 points of interest.

1. Theyre god damn faces-It looks like this movie is about a pushover girl who picks on a little runt but oh its ok....
2. Its from the proucers of parenthood. This must side splitting hoot of a movie. Im sure theyre are pies in peoples faces, tying shoelaces together and overflowing toilets. IT has to be right??! look at those mischevious kids faces.
3. oh shit dan aykroyd and jamie lee curtis have been reduced to ms paint boxes pasted on the corner of the box in a neon trim. THATS THE WORST POSSIBLE PICTURE OF DAN AYKROYD POSSIBLE. You wouldnt even know its him. And Jamie lee Laurie Strode "mam?!" s face isnt even smiling. These two pics contrast with the main mischevious kids photo.
4. Adding Anna Clunkenfield as a name at the top isnt going to push the dvd sales for this. She should have been left out. I think Griffin dunne should be listed. She was her summer school poetry teacher who was FUCKIN JACK IN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON. Much more important than Anna Clunkenberg.
5. The FONT. Just look at it.

This is a sack of gar-bahge. Piece of shit effort. They took A classic cover art for this movie seen here which everyone knows and its ::CLOSE TO MY HEART:: and sold out the american public. THIS IS WHY KIDS HAVE A.D.D. "oh just find some google pics and post them on MS PAINT, theres your new dvd art, kids like more colors anyway" WHY DONT THEY JUST RE-RELEASE THE SOUNDTRACK AND PUT DAN AYKROYD EATING DINNER with glitter around him as the coverart and write MY GIRL SOUNDTRACK. with a magic marker

The original coverart which can be seen here http://www.demnos.com/images/cds/mygirl_1.jpg
is close to my heart. My cousin and i used to be obsessed with that coverart. i think we even have a few posed pictures doing that pose and one day we were going to throw the soundtrack in the ocean. Taking this coverart away is exactaly why we have never found weapons of mass destruction and why milk is nearly $5 a gallon.
I QUIT HUMANITY.
R.I.P Original MY GIRL COVERART

P.S. No one gives an alligators balls at My Girl 2- A.K.A Cash in palooza fest.

OH NO MY BURRITO DIDDNT SETTLE WELL. BLARRG-EEEE~

ATKINS SWEEPS!

A stunning, yet not shocking turn of events occured in the world of entertainmet this evening as "chizle chest-Mustache McCraken" Mr Tom Atkins Swept every OSCAR category on the board. His legendary "mustache of steel" was also honored with the lifetime achievement award. The capacity crowd was seemingly brought to thier feet by the end of the evening as Tom Atkins walked away with the best picture catagory in a single handed sweep. Earlier, as the evening was progressing, new catagories were invented in the sole sense for Mr. Atkins. Tom was asked weather or not it was fair he won every shiny trophy, seeing as though in each catagory he was the only nominee-listed 5 times in each. "shut the fuck up" he responded. Around 9:45pm the best foreign language catagory was announced, and Tom atkins walked away as the winner for "HALLOWEEN III:Season of the witch put on spanish subtitles on the dvd menu bar" Forrest whittaker had to accept that award on Mr. Atkins behalf due to the fact he was having a threesome in the front row. When Mr. Atkins did decide to make an acceptance speech, they lasted well over 30 minutes each, and the orchestra never drowned him out to go to commercial. Tom was also awarded 24 honorary oscars, one for each finger toe and limb.This was a night legends were made of, That'll do tom...That'll Do.

WINNERS

Best Picture-The Tom Atkins Library

Best Actor -Tom Atkins-Tom Atkins Filmography

Best Supporting Actor-Tom atkins without his mustache-THE FOG

Best Director-The guy who touched tom atkins during Halloween III-Tom atkins accepts honor

Best Actress and supporting actress-Girls who were banged by Tom Atkins in his films, They handed it over to him

Best Cinematography-The Part where tom atkins punches the fucking egg yolk out of a robot

Best Score-The chick he cheated on his wife on In Halloween 3

Best Foreign Language film-HALLOWEEN III with spanish subtitles on the DVD MENU

BEST ANIMATED FILM-The CARTOON THATS ON THE TV in the bar in halloween 3 before tom atkins tells the fucking bartender to change that shit, or feel my wrath.

BEST SHORT SUBJECT- Stopping Halloween 3 Halfway through-Tom atkins accepts.

BEST DOCUMENTARY-NIGHT OF THE CREEPS

BEST COSTUME DESIGN-TOM ATKINS RED CHECKERED SHIRT IN HALLOWEEN 3

Best Sound- Tom Atkins Yelling "Stop it!!!!"

Best Special Effects- Tom Atkins Mustacheless-THE FOG

Best Editing- The echo effect of "stop it" at the end of Halloween III

Lifetime Achievement Award-Tom atkins Mustache.